What I Personally Want from Pro Wrestling from 2020 Onward
June 8, 2020
Simple, straightforward booking that makes sense from start to end—
No out-of-nowhere shock twists, lest they somehow make sense, friend—
Centered around strong characters developed oh so thoroughly
Through matches and promos alike so that they appeal to you and me.
Characters played by performers who know how to handle themselves
In the ring so that they avoid putting themselves and each other on the shelves
While performing feats of athleticism that not only please the eye,
But demonstrate wrestling diversity as we know it ‘neath Heaven’s sky:
Puroresu, lucha libre, power wrestling, folk wrestling, submission,
Brawling, chain wrestling, showboating, dirty—let it be your mission
To show us every wrestling style known so we’ve a variety
In addition to each wrestler’s persona and personality,
For in-ring performance is one thing, but that’s only part of the whole,
And without the charisma with which to present one’s self in a given role,
A wrestler may never get over with the masses far and wide,
So it’s his or her job to rally the fans to or against his or her side.
Then again, knowing one’s own strengths and weaknesses is key—
Showing off the former and hiding the latter to work on in secrecy
So that when one reaches one’s apex, one’s shot at immortality
Will be hard-earned and worth the effort of becoming nobility
Just like the greats who came before and made for us all countless memories
As heroes and heels in a golden age we’ve all yet again to see.
Then again, these wrestling stars lucked out in having creative on their side—
Promoters and bookers who believed in them and looked upon them with pride
And let them ply their craft to the fullest, letting their talent shine through,
Living their dreams of stardom organically to inspire me and you.
Finally are the fans, many of whom are true, yet others are full of hot air,
Spewing venom ‘bout all in the business that they hate like children without care,
Thinking they alone own the truth ‘bout what pro wrestling ought to be,
Bitching day and night ‘bout even the most minor thing they chance to hear or see
‘Bout these wrestling shows they claim “suck,” yet they still watch week after week.
No wonder these promotions can’t succeed and all their futures seem bleak!
These “fans” need to grown up and learn to keep their testosterone in check
And to root for what wrestling they at all like, else the biz will keep getting “rekt.”
That’s all I want from pro wrestling, a lot though it my seem,
And it’s far more doable than one might think, so let’s get it together, team,
And commit to one solid vision of what pro wrestling can and should be
To keep the art alive and bring about the new golden age we’ve all yearned to see.
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