Poem of the Week: Power o’er Others

Power o’er Others
February 9, 2019

Never force folks to do what they don’t want.
Show respect, keep your distance, and move on.
Power o’er others ain’t something to flaunt.

So a woman’s got a figure quite gaunt
That she doesn’t want to bare. How’s that wrong?
Never force folks to do what they don’t want.

You don’t stand by to nag, harass, or taunt
Her into doffing her bra or sarong.
Power o’er others ain’t something to flaunt.

So a guy won’t go back to an old haunt
Where he forged habits from which he’s moved on.
Never force folks to do what they don’t want.

Perhaps he likes his throat, though it be gaunt,
Clean of mind-warping whiskey, gin, and bong.
Power o’er others ain’t something to flaunt.

Should you injure others, may your deeds haunt
You forever, even once you’ve passed on.
Never force folks to do what they don’t want.
Power o’er others ain’t something to flaunt.

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Poem of the Week: The Proud Bachelor

The Proud Bachelor
February 22, 2016

How could I be so ignorant? How could I be so blind?
Why am I so in need of a woman to tend to my sick mind?
Why am I so bloody desperate to need romance in my life
When I know well that it’ll only add more pain and strife?
Why would I complicate things by adding another gear
To this once well-oiled machine that’s helped me live year after year?
What can a woman do for me that I can’t do myself?
Do you fancy me a worthless child—A lazy, ignorant whelp?
Am I so incompetent at life that one must tend to me?
Get that condescension out of here and just let me be!
If anything, I’d be the one taking care of her
And whatever children we may have, should our hormones stir.
I’d be the one making dinner each night and fixing up the joint
And paying the bills on time each month, and not just to prove a point.
I’d be the one taking care of the kids, teaching them right from wrong
While she’s chatting with her friends on the phone or puffing on a bong
Or spending my hard-earned money on trinkets, makeup, and porn
Or watching “reality” TV from afternoon ‘til morn
Or even taking on a paramour behind my back
Or doing something else wretched that would give me a heart attack.
Companionship? Who needs that? I’ve plenty of friends right now
Both at work and outside of it by the score—and how!
Affection? Never needed that. I can get by without hugs
And kisses and all that mush. It’s all just psychological drugs
That, in the end, will mean nothing, should my marriage run off course
And she and I bicker and argue ‘til we at last divorce,
And all that will remain will be bitterness and hate—
Something all too familiar with which too many can relate.
I can’t afford to go through all that at any point in my future.
My heart’s simply to tender to endure any kind of suture.
That said, then, I’ll take my chances, so thanks, but no thanks.
I’ll keep living my bachelor’s life no matter how much it tanks.
Last time I checked, there was no sin in living life alone,
And if anything happens to me, it’ll be no one’s fault but my own.
Besides, life’s complicated enough when one’s single,
So why complicate things by looking for someone with whom to mingle—
Someone to tell me what to do or say and get in my face
To treat me like crap for little things and call me a disgrace
Or leech on me when things get rough one way or another
And make me feel less like a husband and more like a big brother.
I’m happy with where I’m at right now, and happy I plan to stay,
But if I change my mind somehow, I’ll let you know in some way.
Until then, though, you’re just wasting time for both you and me,
So please move on to the next man, kind sir, and let me be.

*****

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Poem of the Week: A Poem for Miss Strong

A Poem for Miss Strong
March 17, 2015

Built like a box, strong as an ox, knows how to work with his hands,
Tough as rocks from his dome to his socks—such describes the “typical” man.
We men take pride in our ruggedness, might, and reliability,
Which is our excuse why we get our nerves wracked by strong women, you see.
When we cross an independent gal, our minds admittedly snap.
We’re so used to damsels in distress that the notion we find hard to wrap
Our fragile minds around, which thus leads to us questioning
Our own security, masculinity, and, in short, sense of being.
We thus get our dander up and try to be better than these ladies,
Only to fail and fail again and curl up crying like babies.
Folks call that idiotic and painfully insecure,
Saying we should be thankful for such gals, so self-reliant yet demure.
After all, they help the world as we know it go ‘round
From the skyscrapers of Tokyo westward to Sitka Sound,
For don’t you think things would be dull if it were only men
Running everything nowadays just like way back when—
If men owned all the businesses and held each office of power
With women as their secretaries making just eight bucks an hour
Or staying at home tending to their kids and doing chores all day?
Honestly, with the way this world works, would that fly today,
Considering just how fast-paced and driven this world has been
In recent decades, day by day, leading up to the shape it’s now in?
Where’s the practicality in that, I ask, pray tell?
How will that model guarantee this world doesn’t go to Hell,
Especially with stress and other crap claiming life after life—
Not only of women, but men as well? What about all that strife?
Besides, with Earth’s population large as it is overall,
Even on just a national scale, wouldn’t you think, should mankind fall,
That womankind would step up and help regain control
Rather than cower in the corner and slink out the door,
Allowing what’s left of society to crumble into dust?
Wouldn’t that be a slap in the face, even to men like us?
Don’t you think we deserve women who compliment our lot
Rather than the same old caretakers, assistants and sexpots,
All forged in the same factory, no ambitions of their own,
All assembled on the same conveyor belt, mere mindless drones?
Such isn’t the kind of woman who personally stirs my soul.
Rather, ‘tis she who’s not afraid to buckle up and take control
When the going gets rough and things get tough and require guts and skill.
That’s the kind of woman who gives my hardened heart a thrill—
The kind who doesn’t need a man, but deserves one anyway
And might even take a liking to one like me one day…
Or at least I can hope, depending on how I can stay
Secure in my own humility, should Miss Strong come my way,
For yes, we men need to be needed. That I won’t deny,
But I’ll be damned if I let an independent gal pass me by
All ‘cause I wreak of petty insecurities like many others.
I want equality ‘tween the sexes. Forget the damsels, brother!
As for all you Miss Strongs out there, please forgive my fellow man
For acting all jealous of you simply because you can
Do so much without their help. It’s all just intimidation—
Nothing personal against you. They’re just fearful of their station,
And should you each want and find a man to share life with, hey—
There are plenty of us who respect your lot. Feel free to come our way.

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